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A Pirate's CoveA lil place ta rest yer weary bones...best viewed wilst listenin ta Master Jimmy Buffett
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August 28 Bloggin Es Hard Werk!Ahoy Lads n Lasses...
Taday, fer Labour Day in z Eunited States, we es celebratin all the labor that goes inta makin blogs, aye!
Fer example, we labour hard ta bring ya excitin trips from afar, n plop em down right ere so yer scallywag eyes can seem em, n yer rum-soaked brain can say, omg, ere comes sum video from z eyes, let's try ta make sense o'et. An if ya only half-pickled yer selve in z 1960s, usually it all makes sense. But I digress. The point is we gots ta sail all o'er z werld n have fun just ta create a blog. Ta prove et, we got picteures ---
As you can see, et is diffecult werk.
Tis et fer taday, scallywags. Have a guud Labour Day n beyond!
The Capt. August 21 ANGRY PIRATES FER McCAIN!
O' Jolly es feelin bettur than ee waz, so et es time ta fire up me opinions n express em to all 3 of ya that es still readin me blog, harty, harr, har.
So listen up. Tadays lesson, boys n gerlies, es en politics n z presidential election en z Eunited States. Ta understand dis lesson, ya gots ta understand I es an angry pirate. I es sick o'seeing my country pushed around by scum inside n outside this country. Tis time to take our country back. Tis time fer all angry pirates ta vote fer McCain! AYE! Look at et this way:
- On z one hand, we gots a man who votes ta tear down most of z stuff this country es made of, n he es running on a ticket ta raise taxes on "the rich" (which is different in different areas of z country), prevent us from drillin fer oil (at a time when we need to), bring the troops home according to a deadline (at a time when they need ta stay and we shouldn't give away what we're doing to the enemy), have countries huddle tagether ta sing Cum By Ya to solve problems like Russin Invaiding Georgia (at a time when we need ta say freakin BS to them Commie bastards n flex a bit o'muscle of our own), has no experience, has never introduced a bill into Congress, hangs out with crazy church people (who can be considred racist), changes es mind on lots of issues, and whose wife has not respected this country until a few years ago (why the hell didn't she leave?).
-On z other hand, we gots a man who wants ta lower taxes on "the rich" (which is proven will stimulate job growth), drill fer oil (we need to), redeploy our brave troops when the timing is right, can make a decision about how to protect our interests with Russia, has at least 20 years' experience on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, has introduced many bills into Congress, who attends a normal church, doesn't often change his mind, and whose wife is patriotic.
So lemme think who I es votin fer. Hummmm.
WHY HELL, YOU IDIOTS, ME N ME CREW ES FER McCAIN. AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO.
Tis all fer now, scallywags!
End o' lesson. Amen
The Capt. August 14 Twill b back soon, mates!Ahoy lads n lasses...
Seems yer capt. as fallen victem ta sum injuries that should ave been from an accident er sumptin, but unfertunately were from es own aging process...lol.
Me back gave out after writing me last blog, then I ad a left elbow problem. My right shoulder rotator cuff tendinitus then kicked in just ta make things more interesting. And ifn all that twernt enough, I severely injured me right knee.
So I es almost ripe fer bloggin again, but I thought I shuld come in ere n just say ahoy.
Mo later, mates.
The Capt. May 23 Salute our Veterans on Memorial Day, Aye!
Ahoy Lads n Lasses, We es finally hom from r encredible journey. I knowed I promised ya pectures, but taday I feel a need ta talk wit you n me crew about Memorial Day ere en z USA, so listen up. The best way I know how ta do this es through pectures n a prayer. So join me n me crew en a bit o'a time out, ta pray fer z souls of the fallen men n wummens who gave their lives so all of us can live free. A Memorial Day Prayer By Rev. Dick Kozelka (ret) Eternal God,
Except that you have called us to worship you
There is none of us but must come to bereavement and separation, May God Bless all of our fallen service men and women.
The Capt.
May 15 Cummin up fer airAhoy Lads n Lasses,
We av been away a mit longer than anticipitated, aye. But taday we found we ad z internet, so we es relaying a message ta all r fans that we es alive n well, n will b heading home ta San Francisca in z next few daze, aye.
We been battling rough seas n no satellite uplinks, but we es all safe n secure, n no one as got z scurvy...yet.
Here es what we been dealing wit:
Dang jib lifter es out again.
Talk with ya soon, mates
The Capt.
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